| | League Position | Team Number | 89 | SIMON COOK |
| | 5 | | CHAIRMAN'S WORKMATE |
| | MAD COOL OASIS FC | --POINTS GAINED-- ----- LOST------ | TOTAL |
| | current | Position | Number | Name | | Club | Cost | Transf | | Played | Goals PTS | CleanSh | Conc --- Yellow --- Red |
| | yes | G | 1 | | VAN DER SAR | MUN | 4.7 | 35 | 0 | 45 | -14 | 0 | 0 | 31 |
| | yes | D | 2 | | CARRAGHER | LIV | 4.4 | 34 | 0 | 57 | -9 | -15 | 0 | 33 |
| | yes | D | 3 | | COLE | ARS | 5 | 8 | 0 | 15 | -2 | -3 | 0 | 10 |
| | yes | D | 4 | | KING | TOT | 4.7 | 26 | 15 | 21 | -7 | -3 | 0 | 26 |
| | yes | D | 5 | | TERRY | CHE | 5.5 | 32 | 20 | 48 | -4 | -9 | 0 | 55 |
| | yes | M | 6 | | GERRARD | LIV | 5.8 | 30 | 40 | 0 | 0 | -3 | -5 | 32 |
| | yes | M | 7 | | JENAS | NEW | 4.5 | 30 | 24 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 0 | 18 |
| | yes | M | 8 | | LAMPARD | CHE | 6.6 | 31 | 56 | 0 | 0 | -12 | 0 | 44 |
| | yes | S | 9 | | HENRY | ARS | 12.5 | 29 | 72 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 0 | 66 |
| | yes | S | 10 | | ROONEY | MUN | 8.5 | 33 | 42 | 0 | 0 | -21 | 0 | 21 |
| | yes | S | 11 | | SHERINGHAM | WHU | 6 | 23 | 12 | 0 | 0 | -15 | 0 | -3 |
| | Total CURRENT | Goals | | Clean Sheets | | Conceded | | YellowCards | | RedCards | | TOTAL |
| | Player Costs | 79 | | 62 | | 36 | | 31 | | 1 | | POINTS |
| | £68.2 | | Points | 281 | | 186 | | -36 | | -93 | | -5 | | 333 |