| | League Position | Team Number | 87 | NEIL WILLIAMS |
| | 16 | | CHAIRMAN'S SON-IN-LAW |
| | OVER LAND AND SEA | --POINTS GAINED-- ----- LOST------ | TOTAL |
| | current | Position | Number | Name | | Club | Cost | Transf | | Played | Goals PTS | CleanSh | Conc --- Yellow --- Red |
| | yes | G | 16 | | REINA | LIV | 4.5 | 5 | 13 | 0 | 15 | -2 | 0 | -5 | 8 |
| | yes | D | 15 | | CAMPBELL | ARS | 5.4 | 4 | 17 | 0 | 18 | -6 | -3 | 0 | 9 |
| | yes | D | 13 | | CARRAGHER | LIV | 4.4 | 2 | 31 | 0 | 51 | -8 | -12 | 0 | 31 |
| | yes | D | 12 | | LAUREN | ARS | 4.8 | 1 | 16 | 0 | 24 | -4 | -12 | 0 | 8 |
| | yes | D | 5 | | TERRY | CHE | 5.5 | 32 | 20 | 48 | -4 | -9 | 0 | 55 |
| | yes | M | 6 | | GERRARD | LIV | 5.8 | 30 | 40 | 0 | 0 | -3 | -5 | 32 |
| | yes | M | 7 | | LAMPARD | CHE | 6.6 | 31 | 56 | 0 | 0 | -12 | 0 | 44 |
| | yes | M | 17 | | PEDERSEN M | BLA | 4.4 | 6 | 14 | 12 | 0 | 0 | -3 | 0 | 9 |
| | yes | S | 19 | | CRESPO | CHE | 9 | 8 | 13 | 6 | 0 | 0 | -3 | 0 | 3 |
| | yes | S | 18 | | SUTTON | BIR | 7 | 7 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 0 | -3 |
| | yes | S | 11 | | VAN NISTELROOY | MUN | 9 | 32 | 54 | 0 | 0 | -12 | 0 | 42 |
| | sold | G | 1 | | VAN DER SAR | MUN | 19 | 0 | 21 | -8 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
| | sold | D | 2 | | COLE | ARS | 4 | 0 | 9 | -1 | -3 | 0 | 5 |
| | sold | D | 3 | | EL KARKOURI | CHA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | sold | D | 4 | | HEINZE G | MUN | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | sold | M | 8 | | MURPHY | CHA | 15 | 12 | 0 | 0 | -6 | -5 | 1 |
| | sold | S | 9 | | CISSE D | LIV | 17 | 12 | 0 | 0 | -3 | 0 | 9 |
| | sold | S | 10 | | HENRY | ARS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | sold | S | 14 | | OWEN | NEW | 3 | 7 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| | Total CURRENT | Goals | | Clean Sheets | | Conceded | | YellowCards | | RedCards | | TOTAL |
| | Player Costs | 64 | | 62 | | 33 | | 29 | | 3 | | POINTS |
| | £66.4 | | Points | 230 | | 186 | | -33 | | -87 | | -15 | | 281 |