| | League Position | Team Number | 47 | JERRY WHEELER |
| | 1 | | CHAIRMAN'S WORKMATE |
| | FAWLTY UNITED | --POINTS GAINED-- ----- LOST------ | TOTAL |
| | current | Position | Number | Name | | Club | Cost | Transf | | Played | Goals PTS | CleanSh | Conc --- Yellow --- Red |
| | yes | G | 1 | | CECH | CHE | 5.5 | 31 | 0 | 45 | -4 | -3 | 0 | 38 |
| | yes | D | 2 | | CARRAGHER | LIV | 4.4 | 34 | 0 | 57 | -9 | -15 | 0 | 33 |
| | yes | D | 3 | | HYYPIA | LIV | 4.5 | 34 | 5 | 57 | -9 | -9 | 0 | 44 |
| | yes | D | 4 | | KING | TOT | 4.7 | 26 | 15 | 21 | -7 | -3 | 0 | 26 |
| | yes | D | 5 | | TERRY | CHE | 5.5 | 32 | 20 | 48 | -4 | -9 | 0 | 55 |
| | yes | M | 6 | | CARRICK M | TOT | 4.4 | 32 | 8 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 0 | 2 |
| | yes | M | 7 | | GERRARD | LIV | 5.8 | 30 | 40 | 0 | 0 | -3 | -5 | 32 |
| | yes | M | 8 | | LAMPARD | CHE | 6.6 | 31 | 56 | 0 | 0 | -12 | 0 | 44 |
| | yes | S | 9 | | BENT D | CHA | 6 | 33 | 42 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 0 | 36 |
| | yes | S | 10 | | HENRY | ARS | 12.5 | 29 | 72 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 0 | 66 |
| | yes | S | 11 | | VAN NISTELROOY | MUN | 9 | 32 | 54 | 0 | 0 | -12 | 0 | 42 |
| | Total CURRENT | Goals | | Clean Sheets | | Conceded | | YellowCards | | RedCards | | TOTAL |
| | Player Costs | 90 | | 76 | | 33 | | 28 | | 1 | | POINTS |
| | £68.9 | | Points | 312 | | 228 | | -33 | | -84 | | -5 | | 418 |